Way's I'd like to Die

A. Shot in the head. (Dead instantly....hopefully).

B. Decapitated by guillotine (Also dead dead instantly, also draws a crowd.)

C. Ran over by a speeding car. (If it's a hit and run cool, if not I feel bad for that poor driver.)

D. Die in my sleep on public transportation. ($2 ticket and a traumatized passenger that won't forget me.....Priceless.)

E. Fall into tiger cage at zoo and mauled...(make the headlines= awesome.)

F. Assassinated ( it means I'm important).

G. Rabies. (Eh, that or aids? I choose rabies.)

H. Magic Trick gone wrong.

I. Alcohol

F. Heart attack during sex....(enough said :) <----smile face)

Stay Tuned for my will,.