IT'S EASY!

1. Running from Zombies is easier than running from Felosa Raptors (Pitch that idea to Michael Bay).

2. Swimming in Chocolate is easier than swimming in Jello (of course the advantage of competing in a jello swim race is the mere fact it would be announced by Bill Cosby)

3. Using a throw away razor is easier than shaving with a strait razor (Not as many band aids)

4. Listening to easy listening music is well easy!

5. Using an automatic pencil sharpener is easier than operating a manuel one.

6. Writing on a computer is easier than typing on a typewriter (especially when dyslexic)

7. Werewolves are easier to kill than vampires (so I hear)

8. It's easier to read a magazine in a library than in a doctor's office.

9. It's easier to throw up drunk than sober (not going to explain this one)

10. It's easier to color in marker than crayon (unless there's no ink in the marker than it's just frustrating)