list

Life is full of lists. There's mailing lists, shopping lists (note to self 4. eggs), wish lists (Oh yeah Mom for Chanukah I want Ghostbusters on blue ray), Letterman's top 10., and so on and so forth. Below is a an awesome list of things that are indeed awesome in no particular order. If you happen to disagree with this list it doesn't matter because well it's my LIST! Furthermore, I'm not on the list because well honestly it should already be understood.

a. ice cream sandwiches - it's like a sandwich but not... Awesome.

b. Bikers who obey traffic laws. They're out there but it's rare.

c. Hooking up with a pregnant woman. Automatic threesome.....Oh Come on someone high-five ME!

d. Growing up in the 90's when playing outside was cool. Here's a vocab word: "outside" A preposition & adverb meaning beyond the boundaries of (a room, building, or other enclosed space) : [as prep. ] there was a boy outside the door | [as adv. ] the dog was still barking outside.

e. Alarm clocks with a rooster sound. Am I the only one that likes to pretend I'm waking up on a farm?

f. Toddlers that know profanity. It's cute at first until you're cursed out by a 5year old....(note to self: still waiting on apology).

g. The Big Lebowski - If you have to ask this blog is not for you.

h. closing a giant hardcover book, (If knowledge had a sound that would be it).

i. Lint. There's something rewarding of scraping it off the lint catcher. (That sounds dirty)....awesome.

j. Coming home to a stocked fridge. It's almost as satisfying as slaying a dragon...almost....